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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 27.06.2025 01:14

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

They put up a sign reading

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Everyone loved it.

I can not sleep. what is the problem?

No, not a chance

No way

Then came..

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Another attempt resulted in ...

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Freaks and Cheeks

Still no good.

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Hysterias & Posteriors

share office space ...

Catatonics & High Colonics

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Minds and Behinds

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Next, they tried...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Thumbs down again.

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Nuts and Butts

No go.

Still no good

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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So, the docs changed it to read

Just Forget it!

So they tried

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Loons and Moons

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Unacceptable again!

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