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11.06.2025 03:58

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Still no good.

No, not a chance

DL Coach Kris Kocurek Explains why 49ers Traded for Bryce Huff - Sports Illustrated

Loons and Moons

No way

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Why do people keep saying they have evidence and have presented it that proves you're wrong even though they have none and haven't presented anything? Furthermore, what do they think you're wrong about?

Freaks and Cheeks

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Have you ever had sex with your mother-in-law? If so, how was it and did your wife ever find out?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Then came..

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

The Cause of Alzheimer's Might Be Coming From Within Your Mouth - ScienceAlert

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Another attempt resulted in ...

Thumbs down again.

What are the 10 things you regret doing in your life?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Just Forget it!

Lighter than normal WWDC expected without significant Apple Intelligence uprgrades - AppleInsider

Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Unacceptable again!

If a guy is attracting a bunch of what he believes to be "ugly" women, is he crushing the dating game?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Minds and Behinds

They put up a sign reading

Should any books be banned from school libraries? Why is it important for students to read certain books in school?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Next, they tried...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Porsche Built A One-Off Street-Legal 963 Hypercar For 88-Year-Old Roger Penske - Jalopnik

So, the docs changed it to read

Still no good

Nuts and Butts

Column | Phil Mickelson’s legacy: Helping pro golfers and diminishing pro golf - The Washington Post

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

So they tried

share office space ...

SEC Raises Legal Questions Over Proposed Ethereum, Solana ETFs - Decrypt

Hysterias & Posteriors

No go.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Astronomers Have Detected a Galaxy Millions of Years Older Than Any Previously Observed - WIRED