What movies have not aged well?
13.06.2025 00:58

The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Octopussy
What is the reason behind some people wearing trunks instead of speedos when swimming in pools?
-All the bad guys are black.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
How do I cope with the fact that I will never have a girlfriend?
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Moonraker
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-”Ah so!”
From Russia With Love
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
What do flat earthers think about Antarctica?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Dr No
You Only Live Twice
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
How do you respond to "I don't like you anymore"?
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
A View to a Kill
Can you show pictures of your penis, big or small?
Goldfinger
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-J W Pepper
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
The Man with the Golden Gun
If a cat is feminine in German, what article do you give to a male cat?
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
What is your age now, and what age do you prefer to stay at forever?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
What is the most heartbreaking or sad love story that you ever had (experienced)?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Live and Let Die