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What movies have not aged well?

13.06.2025 00:58

What movies have not aged well?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Octopussy

What is the reason behind some people wearing trunks instead of speedos when swimming in pools?

-All the bad guys are black.

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

How do I cope with the fact that I will never have a girlfriend?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Moonraker

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

How do scientists behave?

-”Ah so!”

From Russia With Love

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

What do flat earthers think about Antarctica?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Dr No

Can someone fall in love with a person they have never met in person, but only through thoughts and imagination?

You Only Live Twice

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

How do you respond to "I don't like you anymore"?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

A View to a Kill

Can you show pictures of your penis, big or small?

Goldfinger

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Why does it smell so bad? I noticed that when I move around my vagina has a stench. It’s usually a wet liquid, almost like pee. There’re little to no discharge and it doesn’t hurt or itch.

-J W Pepper

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

The Man with the Golden Gun

If a cat is feminine in German, what article do you give to a male cat?

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

What is your age now, and what age do you prefer to stay at forever?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

What is the most heartbreaking or sad love story that you ever had (experienced)?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Live and Let Die

I'm looking for an answer from people who consider themselves "Gender Critical", or transphobic, or TERFs, and my question is this - Why would you refuse to use the pronouns someone wants? What does it cost you? Where's the harm?